i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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