I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
