do herpes really smell.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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