Heybabeimwearingurpanties
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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