CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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