guys are not supposed to queef...right?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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