We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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