Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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