god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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