Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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