Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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