Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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