you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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