The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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