I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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