trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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