I must be too annoying 4 u.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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