In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
