just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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