So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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