I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
