it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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