An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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