Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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