Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
