It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I could fuck to npr.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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