Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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