Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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Oh Jesus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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