belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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