I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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