worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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