Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He better not be in your backpack
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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