he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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