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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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