I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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