i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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