Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
she peed on how many people?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.