Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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