No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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