your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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