Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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