I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
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clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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