i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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