I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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