What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Never underestimate the power of titties
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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