We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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