We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.