This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You're a waste of cheezeits
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.