I'm eating all of the evidence.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.