We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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