didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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