Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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