Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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