Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
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i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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