Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
where am i from again
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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