he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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