So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
where am i from again
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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