I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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